The worst year of my life is finally over

So, it’s New Year’s Eve, I’m not really impressed. As Harlad Juhnke – a famous German artist – once said “I hate New Year’s Eve, even the amateurs drink there” – a friend of mine reminded me of this saying today. But I think that everybody can celebrate on New Year’s Eve, it almost has to be…

Last years, this time of year, I was in the Caribbean or in Brazil. Under palm trees, surfing. Today I was in the supermarket – so much for adventure. The whole population was there, including millions of small children. I was slaloming.

My balance has definitely gone, I can hardly bend over the bathtub to open the window. I also have pain in my legs, especially in the evening, I can hardly get up from the couch. In my knees and hips. I think I’m going to see the orthopaedic specialist, I don’t know if this is an MSA symptom. I’ll be swallowing some painkillers until then.

I bought a whole chicken today (I generally buy whole chickens) to cook myself something healthy. Then I found out that I hardly have the strength to dismember the poor bird. That had something from the massacre. Throw a chainsaw into the kitchen and quickly close the door and run away.

Then I spilled a bottle of juice, including the contents, and everything is now sticky. Then I choked on a tangerine.

So, now I am on the couch and watch nonsense at TV, and wait that the day, the year is over. Outside, the first “heroes” are already shooting… rolling my eyes inside.

I wish us all that next year will be less a…hole  to us. And those who have their health: take care of it!

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